May 2012
on my first day of work at mcdonalds a little girl came in with her dad and when i asked what she wanted she told me the party pack 50 piece chicken mcnugget and her dad was like no sweetheart you cant eat that much and she screamed YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY ABILITIES and then kicked her dad in the balls and he fell to the floor and she was only like 6 years old omg
When someone wakes me up:
nicoosuxx:
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
When your parents stay beside you while surfing
chaystar:
polkadotcummerbund:
so my little brother has avengers legos and i just saw that he had the loki one set up like this and i was so confused for a minute and then i figured it out
he’s roasting marshmallows
When people leave the cinema before the end of the...
sleipnir-lokison:
the way I type on tumblr: omfdgd lololol rkejwhlkjdhlwkjerhwer I can't evEN WITH THESE FEELS MAN
the way I write for class: under this assumption, it is safe to dictate in a clear and particularly concise way that the author not only felt the need to illustrate the background surrounding the mortifying, yet tragic, action that pushes forward the engaging plot, but also the background of the reader's very own heart.
When you successfully lie to your parents and you...
the-krusty-crew:
In 20-30 years, one of the hardest things our kids...
sodamnrelatable:
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Breaking News: White people are awkward →
lulz-time:
but don’t worry, it can happen to anyone
just embrace the awkwardness
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